Kyle is playing with fire when he gets in the middle of Cartman and Heidi's relationship. ...

Butters and the other boys start a retaliatory movement against the girls. Gerald fears for his secret ...

The boys decide they have to take down Cartman but meanwhile, Skank Hunt takes his reign of terror global. ...

Mr. Garrison is still on the campaign trail, and the National Anthem gets a reboot by an American Icon. ...

PC Principal travels around the world, destroying gentrifying districts. The town of South Park arms itself just as the gun show comes into town , Jimmy is held captive b ...

After Butters turns down a fat girl that asks him out, Wendy is upset over Butters' crush on Kim Kardashian because she says Kim is actually a short fat Hobbit who uses P ...

There's a new girl in school and she's black, so Cartman instantly assumes Token wants her, but when Token doesn't seem interested, Eric sets up an elaborate scheme to pu ...

Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far. ...

The fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after Terrance and Phillip is replaced by The Queef Sisters. ...

The boys try to resist the High School Musical fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dre ...

Cartman accidentally provokes Wendy to beat him to a pulp by disrupting and mocking her report on breast cancer with incredibly sexist comments, and not even her boyfrien ...

The girls in the fourth grade have a list that votes every boy from cutest to ugliest. The boys decide to steal the list to find out who was last. However, instead of Cra ...

A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed. ...

Ms Garrison realises she still has feelings for Mr Slave. But Mr Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new boyfriend, Big Gay Al as soon as the Governor signs the sam ...

Butters fakes his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father ...

Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she ...

The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings. ...

South Park Elementary is having elections to determine whether a giant douche or a turd sandwich will be the next school mascot. Stan claims he doesn't want to have to de ...

Stan is so heartbroken when Wendy dumps him that he turns goth. Meanwhile, Butters learns about unrequited love when he falls for a waitress at a local restaurant. Writte ...

Cartman makes his hand into a face which he calls Jennifer Lopez. He slowly realizes that it's taking over his consciousness. When he's at the mall with his friends, Ms. ...

Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body. ...

Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before. ...

Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls. ...

Cartman gets sent off to a fitness camp to lose weight and comes back to South Park not only much thinner, but also much more mature and good-natured. His friends appreci ...

Every year for Thanksgiving, the fourth grade puts on a production of The Miracle Worker. This year, however, they face stiff competition from the kindergarteners, who ar ...

Cartman decides to realize his dream of getting rich by starting up a boy band called Fingerbang. The band, consisting of the four boys and Wendy (dressed as a boy), sets ...

Chef and Jimbo are debating whether the flag of South Park, which depicts four white figures lynching a black figure, should be kept. Jimbo wants to keep the flag out of ...

During a playground argument, Cartman throws a rock at Token. Because Token is black, the incident is treated as a hate crime and Cartman is sentenced to juvenile detenti ...

After Cartman receives $2 from the tooth fairy for his lost tooth, the boys hatch a plan to get rich by stealing all the lost teeth they can find. Their plan goes awry, h ...

The kids get a visit from Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda, who teaches them why sexual harassment is wrong. Later that day, Stan insults Cartman who, taking Petey's mes ...

The boys are getting ready to start their first day of shop class (except for Kenny, who ends up in Home Ec.), and the teacher, Mr. Adler, begins by asking who the bigges ...

While out in the woods, Cartman discovers a strange creature. Some government scientists tell the townspeople that the creature is a Jakovasaur: a prehistoric animal thou ...